Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Outsource this

I have a novel idea: Outsource CEOs. Fire every executive, and leave them with no retirement package or any tangible benefits whatsoever. Then give their jobs to workers in India for $2 an hour.

It's all part of globalization, we'll tell them, as they weep into their styrofoam coffee cups full of peddled change.

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